Two centuries ago, there were three terrifying super volcanoes (each one eight of the earth tall). A certain man, John Jones lived nearby with his sister and brother. Oneday, the super volcanoes said, "Lets pour three trillion tons of lava on John's house." So they did, and John's house burnt up.

John hurriedly dug a sealed tunnel that was 100km long, and hid in it with his family. When John's intense heat sensor showed that it was cooling down, they came out. Then John thought for two years for a way to step the volcanoes destroying his house. Finally, he had a solution. "Let's stick rocks on the crater with lava. They won't be able to erupt then," he decided. He put this plan into action, but the super volcanoes blasted it off. (Because the had the strength of fifty-nine rockets).

Then John thought again for two centuries while on a walk. Suddenly he saw a little volcano, three times as big a Mt Everest, and got an idea. He said to it, "Could you blast all the lava out of the earth?"
The volcano (called Mt Pointy) answered, "No, I don't think I have the strength."
"I can get you an accelerator," said John. "Plus a tube to take it to space."
So he went home and fetched a three million kilometre long tube.

To be continued...